Here's this week's Weird Thing That Happened to Me. The other night, one of my neighbors put some shrimp concoction down the garbage disposal, which caused the kitchen sink to back up. This has happened before, but it usually drains out without a problem. Not this time. Also, water started leaking from the dishwasher and I had a mess on my hands. A plumber was summoned to remedy the situation.
Everything seemed to be copacetic until I went to the kitchen and noticed my roll of paper towels was missing. The only way that could have happened is that the plumber took them, unless I ate them while I was sleepwalking. Those cost me 48 cents! Money doesn't grow on trees.
I suppose it's a small price to pay for not having a kitchen full of ankle-deep water.
Oh, and it's apparently Thanksgiving, so... happy turkey.